Ok I need to rant a bit here tonight.
why can't men get all their damn pee in the fricken toilet? This is gross people. I have to deal with pee on the toilet seat enough at home; I DO NOT want to worry about it at work. Really...come on; I work in the health care field at a hospital. I do not think or expect that I should need to check the toilet seat in the employee restrooms before I sit down. So tonight I go potty in the ER employee restroom attached to the ambulance garage. I sit down and do my thing and as i move to clean up and stand up I realize that a large part of my butt cheek is wet! Yes some moron peed on the toilet seat in an employee bathroom in a hospital! Really?
Here's the deal people. If you cannot get all your urine into the large hole in the middle of the seat you need to either sit your ass down on that seat when you pee, or wipe the fricken thing off when you are done!
Enough is Enough! Us women need to stand up for our "clean toilet seat rights"! Men take note...we will not tolerate this any more; when I find pee on the toilet seat at home I make the culprit come clean it up...you better believe I'm gonna be doing that at work from now on. I will hunt down every one of you men and make you come wipe the seat down! Maybe I'll sprinkle some sort of gross body fluid onto the seat before you go in there to poo...see how you like it; HMMPH
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